Extras Classified 

Whether you’re buying or selling, here’s the best place on the web for that sort of, you know, shenanigans. 

FOR SALE 

Spirit Level - £75
V Good Condition - never used
Contact Tom Gray for details  

Coaching Inn - £250,000
Needs work.
Contact Jason The Prop for details  

Jock Strap - £12
Perished gusset – talc rot
Contact Brian Todd for details 

Sarong and Real Madrid Beckham shirt
£30 the lot  - wife forces sale
Gutted Brian Geary

Rugby boots - £30
Brand new – unwanted present
Contact Ratty for details

Golf clubs £50
Faulty – will not hit ball straight
Contact Paul Rigby for details

ARTICLES WANTED 

Jason The Prop
Contact Police for details

Double G cup bra
(Black lace if possible)
Contact Ratty for exact measurements

Extras signed photos
We will collect
Contact Northampton Old Scouts

Backbone required.
Any colour except yellow.
Contact Steve Marsden

New Diet wanted.
Must be able to eat all and drinks tons.
Contact David Ratcliffe.

Good lawyer wanted by worried child carer.
Contact John Johnston

Personalities needed.
Urgent
Contact 1^st Team manager

Mattress Covers
Must be washable
Contact Brian Geary, Fred Woodlock, Terry Norford, Brian Todd, Mickey Edwards, Tim West, Geoff Parker, etc.

Decent English Accent
Must be ‘plummy’
Contact Dai Lamrick or John Roberts